burritwo:

starbuckers:

what do you call a giraffe driving a car?

a danger to society

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mightyflower:

to quote hamlet act III scene iii line 92, “no”

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lucifersbetterthanyou:

sandslashing:

punkgoesbridget:

cumber-bitches:

peenslayer:

in australia we actually have a tv channel called ‘7mate’

well in britain we have a tv channel called ‘dave’ and if you missed a programme on it, you can watch that programme an hour later on their other channel called ‘dave ja vu’

in america we have this tv channel called FOX and it’s not even about foxes

it just has lies

so that’s what the fox says

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The best pizza is the kind that awakens the soul and makes us reach for more, that plants a fire in our hearts and brings peace to our minds. And that’s what you’ve given me.
Me to pizza delivery person (via sassysquats)
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